Real Men Take Dick Socks

Masculinity called. We put it on speaker and everybody laughed.

Real Men Take Dick Socks take one of heterosexual culture's favourite fragile concepts — 'real men' — and drive it directly into a gloriously explicit queer punchline. The fierce pink slogan on a clean white leg makes the contradiction impossible to miss: receiving does not cancel masculinity, and sexual position was never a character reference. It is crude, camp and weirdly efficient gender theory.

These explicit gay slogan socks are for bottoms, vers guys, proud receivers and anyone exhausted by masculinity being treated like a warranty that can be voided by pleasure. Wear them to a queer party, kink night, Pride or around the house when subtle messaging has failed. A filthy gay gift for the friend who likes their sex positivity direct, funny and printed somewhere relatives may accidentally read it.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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